Thursday, December 24, 2009

Santa put Sour Diesel in my stocking...

1. I think instead of anger management and all that new age hooey, aggressive types should be forced by law to wear a red ballon tied to their wrists and a length of 4 feet of metallic ribbon. I mean, try being all pissed off with a balloon tied to your wrist..... Its like being angry and eating cotton candy... can't be done. Not to mention, who's gonna be intimidated by the big baby wif a bawoon on his wist!

2. The myth about George Washington's famous wooden teeth is true..... Well...... Except that his dentures were made of human teeth......That he bought from his slaves....... True story. Google that shit

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